{"id":2511,"date":"2016-06-08T13:47:51","date_gmt":"2016-06-08T17:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=2511"},"modified":"2016-06-08T13:49:38","modified_gmt":"2016-06-08T17:49:38","slug":"cars-christianity-and-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=2511","title":{"rendered":"Cars, Christianity, and Teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2510\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2510\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2510\" src=\"http:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/carwithteeth1-300x235.jpg\" alt=\"A car with teeth?\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/carwithteeth1-300x235.jpg 300w, https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/carwithteeth1-150x118.jpg 150w, https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/carwithteeth1.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2510\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A car with teeth?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I saw a car with teeth.\u00a0 Well, not really teeth.\u00a0 Just the semblance of teeth.\u00a0 They weren&#8217;t real teeth and they didn&#8217;t work like teeth, but they looked like teeth.\u00a0 I took a picture.\u00a0 Now, when you look at the picture, you can see a car with teeth.\u00a0 Well, not really.\u00a0 You really see a picture of a car with a semblance of human teeth.\u00a0 To see an actual car with real teeth would be very inriguing, and I guess, quite rare.<\/p>\n<p>I want to be a real Christian.\u00a0 Not a picture of a Christian containing some semblance of a Christ-like attribute.\u00a0 A real Christian, with teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a car with teeth.\u00a0 Well, not really 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