{"id":2349,"date":"2015-01-21T13:30:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T18:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=2349"},"modified":"2015-06-02T13:52:38","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T17:52:38","slug":"sometimes-you-need-a-napkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=2349","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes You Need a Napkin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t need a napkin when you eat your Arby&#8217;s sandwich, then you didn&#8217;t put enough sauce on it. \u00a0I wonder if life is kinda that way too. \u00a0If it doesn&#8217;t get a little messy sometimes, then maybe you aren&#8217;t doing it right.<br \/>\n<figure style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/wpid-wp-1421864832619.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"SandwichWithSauce\" class=\"aligncenter size-full\"  alt=\"image\" 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