{"id":2101,"date":"2014-01-01T10:22:43","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T15:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=2101"},"modified":"2014-01-01T10:25:36","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T15:25:36","slug":"deflated-santas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=2101","title":{"rendered":"Deflated Santas"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2103\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2103\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2103\" alt=\"Deflated Santas\" src=\"http:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/deflatedSantas-300x205.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/deflatedSantas-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/deflatedSantas-150x102.jpg 150w, https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/deflatedSantas.jpg 395w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2103\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Deflated Santas<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I went for a walk down my street this morning. \u00a0It&#8217;s January 1st, the first day of the year. \u00a0Christmas and the New Years Eve parties are over, so all the Christmas lights were off. \u00a0Some of the yard decorations were knocked over. \u00a0Decorations had fallen off the trees. \u00a0And those big blow-up Santa&#8217;s were now just a flattened heap of red and white vinyl. \u00a0Deflated Santas, with nothing to fill them and no power to hold them up, they will be stuffed back in the attic for the next 11 months.<\/p>\n<p>My New Year&#8217;s Resolution: \u00a0Not to be a deflated Santa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went for a walk down my street this morning. \u00a0It&#8217;s January 1st, the 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