{"id":130,"date":"2009-10-29T17:32:04","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T21:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=130"},"modified":"2009-11-04T17:41:37","modified_gmt":"2009-11-04T22:41:37","slug":"my-wife-dressed-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"My Wife Dressed Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, I admit.\u00a0 My wife was right.\u00a0\u00a0 I may never say that again so remember it.\u00a0\u00a0 She picked out some clothes for me to wear to work today. \u00a0I wore them and got several complements.\u00a0 And I thought they were out of style.\u00a0 Turns out, she\u00a0knows style.\u00a0\u00a0 Or at least she\u00a0knows what a lady likes to see on a man.\u00a0 My problem is, when I\u00a0dress myself, I wear what a MAN likes to see on a man.\u00a0 Right?\u00a0 I am a man and I pick what\u00a0I like to wear.\u00a0 \u00a0So the moral of the story?\u00a0 If you want to dress for the opposite sex, let the opposite sex pick your clothes.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I suppose there could be some spiritual parallel here about attracting the right people by letting God pick our spiritual wardrobe, or coming out ahead by putting others&#8217; 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