{"id":1151,"date":"2011-05-09T13:04:29","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T17:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2011-06-20T11:29:32","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T15:29:32","slug":"the-ice-cream-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markspruill.com\/blog\/?p=1151","title":{"rendered":"The Ice Cream Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ice cream man came by my house on Saturday.\u00a0 If you are as old as I am, or a lucky youngster who happens to live in one\u00a0of the few neighborhoods he still visits, you have seen him\u00a0before.\u00a0 He drives a beat-up white van or panel truck\u00a0with colorful pictures of frozen treats all over it.\u00a0 Sometimes there&#8217;s a big clown hat on the top, and always, there is a loud speaker\u00a0blaring out some corny tune.\u00a0 Nine times out of ten, it&#8217;s &#8220;Turkey in the Straw.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As he slowly cruises by each house, he hopes to draw the kids out with his music.\u00a0 It 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